Rules of Engagement - Supplementary
Further to suggestion from friends and other thoughts, the following additional clauses arise:
1) All John Lennon lyric quotations are banned
2) Any white, middle-class, heterosexual males who claim that they are a put-upon group to be ejected from the room with immediate effect
3) Yellow card for saying "absolutely" instead of "yes"
And not quite a Rule, but worthy of mention nevertheless:
When someone says, "I absolutely one hundred percent agree with you!", they mean "I think you are talking rubbish but (a) you are drunk and potentially dangerous OR (b) I still may have a chance to sleep with you."